Where mediocre meals meet their match
If you’ve ever sat down to a meal, taken a bite, and thought, “well, that was a waste of calories,” you’re in the right place. Lousy Food Banished aka LFB isn’t just a blog – it’s a mission. A mission to seek out the spots that get it right, expose the ones that don’t, and celebrate food that’s worth every forkful.
Why this Blog?
Because life’s too short for bland brunches, watery coffee, and overpriced disappointment. I’ve spent enough time enduring meals that promised the world and delivered… sadness. So, I decided to do something about it – by writing, reviewing, and banishing lousy food from our lives, one post at a time.
But it’s not just about eating out. When i’m not out enjoying (or not) someone else’s food, you’ll find me in my own kitchen – because cooking is my therapy. It’s where I experiment, test new methods (sometimes with questionable results), and find joy in creating something from scratch. I might even share a recipe or two if they make the cut.
What you’ll find here:
- Brunch Spots worth leaving bed for (Trust me, I am not a morning person, just ask my Pilates instructor)
- Coffee that deserves a slow sip (and the kind of buy 5, get 1 free card that makes your caffeine habit feel like an investment)
- Hidden Gems (and overhyped fails)
- Kitchen Experiments that are sometimes genius, sometimes “lets pretend that never happened”
- Recipes worth sharing (because if I survived making them, so can you!)
- Restaurants actually worth your hard-earned money (because life’s too short – and expensive – for mediocre meals)


