Lousy Food Banished

Hmmm, good question. World peace sounds nice, but let’s be honest — we’ve never actually experienced it, so there’s definitely a catch hiding somewhere in that one.

Winning the lottery would be lovely — not to be greedy, just enough for a decent lump sum. Something to clear the debts, buy a place, and live comfortably without having to check my bank balance before buying cheese.

And my final wish? Easy. Unlimited genie wishes. I know, I know — classic loophole move. There’s probably a clause that turns me into a lamp or something, but honestly, three wishes just isn’t enough.